selamat hari raya

selamat hari raya maaf zahir and of course batin!

yeah! batin rocks!

up in arms again

back at serdang ... bla bla bla ... finals after raya ... not a problem for me ... but i prefer finishing off all the exams and then have the long awaited holiday.

but now, i wanna stay home and watch movies in my boxer.

having this weird fever for days now. please stop.

how are you doin?

Jokes

HAHAHA

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."


Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor. Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee. The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee. They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

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whoa jessie!

i dunno about u guys but have you seen the Flipper series? its about this girl's bond with Flipper, an underwater mammal (dolphin lah). The girl aaa... was jessica alba (the chick far right). well she's in bikini again in the latest movie into the blue. i've seen it...shame on me huhuhuh. so hang on to your hormones coz jessie is gonna drive u wild!

INTO THE BLUE

that's enough for today

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quack! quack!

we've (the muslims) have been fasting for over a week now. time sure fly when you're having fun.
today i had nasi kerabu and it was tasty sokmo.

still haven't decided where to post yet. i need to choose 3 places according to my preference lah. so for no. 1 i think i'd put down selangor. the rest i'm still not sure.

few arsenal regulars are out with injury picked up during the world cup qualifier. what a blow.

oh yeah, i've been watching full metal alchemist. my 2nd anime after eva. hahaha. its damn funny i tell you.

lately i've been receiving e-mails about threat from the jews, christians etc trying to screw the mulims. and most recently the hindus. talk about paranoid. but i think the jew is plotting something. i dunno. but the rest sounded racist. these hate mail would surely fire someone's pot. its up to the reader to believe and act.

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yeah right

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You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

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GOAL! webbie

I want to see a new movie called GOAL! It's now showing. Next year is world cup year so i guess this movie is kind of a pre-world cup movie.You know how it is. It's like when it's near christmas and then suddenly all of these christmas movie started screening. So moviegoers who is in the mood would watch it. I dunno... just randomly guessing. It's about soccer and like all sport movies of course there'll be underdogs making it big, dreams, all that hope/dream/shit.

Wow! Desperate housewives season 2 is getting more and more interesting. I've only seen it up to episode 2. There's a new neighbour who just moved in. The new neighbour is hiding some weird dude who is all tied up in their basement.There's more secret for the housewives of suburbia to hide. You gotta watch it.

Oh, by the way, this website really DO tell you who you really are. It's amazing.

jumaat

Nothing new, usual routine. Got a test on sunday. hahaha. we're suppose to be off on sunday rite?
As i was filling out my posting form, i'm having trouble deciding where to post. Selangor?, johore?, sabah?

And one other thing the form said to include a copy of some documents concerning my scholarship. So i guess i have to go back to serdang or maybe ask mom to post me the documents.

From Monument To Masses - Hahahaha

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Mubaraq

The fasting month is here again.

I was chatting (YM!) with zaidi AKA ayah pin's right man, and we were discussing about the fasting month and then out of nowhere, the end of the world.

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xdi: tp nk dekat bulan ramadhan ni akan berlaku gerhana matahari ngan bulan
xdi: gerhana matahari dh berlaku
xdi: bila gerhana bulannye?
unquote

No one knows if its true or not.

Anyway, i hope during this fasting month, people around the world including the non-muslim could respect ramadhan and stop bombing or killing each other. I mean, not that you should do so during any other month.

Remember, don't eat too much when its time to break your fast.

Assalamualaikum and Happy fasting. :)

week-ender

During the weekend i visited cameron highlands. It felt air conditioned all the time. In addition, it was raining which makes me shiver even more. The visit of the brinchang peak promises a great view but, the frog formed after the rain limited the viewing experience. So we were left looking at fogs and telling the little kids we are currently inside the clouds which i also believed.

The tea plantation was awesome though. The view was cool. But the only tea i drank was on sunday at maulana, serdang the next day.

Me and my dad also discussed about flowers at the flower / strawberry farm. we both no nothing about flowers hehehe. Ate some strawberry and i dont fancy it that much. But pretending to know about flower is cool.

THe fasting month is around the bend and muslims throughout the world i bet, couldn't wait for it. I know i can't, it's always great. People are less rude to each other and so should i.

GEt me some sleep and then off to parit raja again to resume business as usual.
Good luck people!