Tuesday, May 31, 2005

return of the jedi

i've finished episode 4,5,6 . And they're better than 1,2 and 3. seriously. hans solo is a charming motherfucker which i think episode 1,2 and 3 lacks. a charming mother fucker. i recall jar jar bink as the only charmer in the star wars ep 1. and he's a fucking CG character. and yoda. the lil green freak is also CG or merely a sock puppet.

ep 4,5 and 6 is more loose. how they talk is probably close enough to how a normal dude would talk. they dont talk about the force and all that shit all the time. they crack jokes, they bitch about stuff, yell bla bla bla. the script is cooler. chewie kept barking and hans could understand what the furball is bitchin about. that alone made me laugh.

i'm not a star wars freak. but its a great movie. its simple and understandable with little concept to understand. it also has few heavy philosophy shit to understand. matrix for instance is kinda complex and arguing about the philosophy of the movie can take hours. LOTR? .... oh...don;'t get me started ...

today the jabatan bekalan air johor or whatever agencies or government body that suppose to take care of the water supplied to the masses supplied this dark coloured water for us to drink and to clean ourselves with. i turned on the faucet and i went "what the shit!" or in malay it would be like ape lancau nie?... ni air ke air kopi. it was nice of the JBA to supply free coffee. but not through the pipes. its not coffee anyway. it just look like coffee. it doen;t smell lie anything though. but the colour alone enough to scare the shit out of me. but its allright now. thank god.

and the streamyx is online again. for 2 days there wasn't a connection. i dont know why.i'm not a computer whizz. now its online again. some dude who knows about this so called 'internet' and 'network' figured it out. the problem has something to do with the modem. apparently some genius mess with the ip address of the modem or something. i dunno. they were talking a language that i don't understand. net work and ip address and cable and hub and modem, router switches bla bla. i dont care less..

the fucking final is near. one paper on thursday and then monday. then i'm goin to jb to meet farah waheeda and back to serdang. until then may the force be with you ....

Monday, May 30, 2005

from jedi to sith, from underdogs to european champions

i'm writing in colour... and this was meant to be posted earlier ....

watched star wars 3 on friday. it's kewl. the fighting scenes, the spaceships, light sabers and of course amidala.

i bet goerge lucas is probably wiping his ass with a USD$1000 note right now.

the movie, is fun to watch especially the saber fighting scenes. how cooler can it be. light sabers. and the dooku dude got his hands cut off and then his head. anakin you're fucking evil.auwww...

who wants to be a jedi anyway. you can't have sex or a decent relationship. a sith can do anything and can kick a jedi's ass easily. but you have to be real angry coz a sith's power is fed from anger and emotions and shit. the spaceships in this movie is unbelieveable. the acting is allright. yoda's a good actor.the acting is so-so.and i don't get what's the deal with gravity on space? maybe i missed something on episode 4,5,6,1 or 2.

i wish life was like a movie. when you miss something, no regrets cause you can always rewind.and when things got fucked up you can always forward and when you want something or someone to last forever you can always pause. and when you feel like you have enough you just stop.awhen you don't want to listen just mute. and when you don't understand turn on the subtitles.

but if life was like a movie. it would be kinda predictable. unless shaymalan is directing your life. i mean, if life was a movie i mean. and what if your life is a senario xx movie? i haven;t seen the movie yet. so let's change senario xx with gerak khas. then and only then you can say "my life suck so much because the people in it are fucked up!".

Anyhow, darth vader, how evil can he get? so now i know that he got his legs chopped off by obi wan and then his body got burned in the lava and he also lost a hand. that's why he's wearing that black evil costume of his. the helmet with the built-in breathing aparatus and shit. and all because of amidala. the chick died in the end because she has no will to live. what the hell? you just gave birth to twins and that alone can be a reason to live. fuck anakin. amidala can get any man she wants. but it's a love story. she has to die in the end. all in the name of love. poor little soon to be jedi and soon to be princess babies. wookies rule. quote of the movie "may the force be with you" .... zzzzzzzzzz.

i also managed to watch sleepless in seattle .. i forgot when... but it was on tv2 i think. can meg ryan look any cuter? damn. the movie is basically about finding the right one. risks and shit. two people ft for each other bla bla bal... all the ingredients for a romantic movie. seen it once or twice. what i like about it, is the fact that tom hanks is a single parent raising a kid on his own. it's a rare theme for a romantic movie where the guy or the hero or whoever you want to call it, to have a kid. so i guess it's kinda realistic in a way. maybe. beside that. the script is cool. quote of the movie "Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breath in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while"
notice that there is not even one sentence with the word love in it. and how tom hanks made america felt sorry for his self pity remark when asked on what he's gonna do about loving another woman again. he's good.

and how about liverpool? guys (i think the chicks rather sleep than watch football) who watched the match probably felt like you're watching a comical fairy tale about underdogs, heroes and dreams. european dreams. liverpool was not the favourite team to win the final. and i don't fancy them winning anything. 5th in the domestic league. but boy, do they have spirits. a lot of them. it took them 6 minutes to decide the game. fuck. AC milan should've walked away with the trophy. i mean that would be the realistic ending that everyone expected. on paper, the statistics is against liverpool. but, at the end of the day, it was the englishs? who brought home the metallic cup. a symbol for the greatest club in europe. at least for a season. no fucking way. from now on, AC milan will be known as AC mizal. (anti-gerak khas sentiment huh?)

but that's just it. fighting spirits. that's all they have and apparently that was enough to secure them the trophy. they just got lucky a few times. but that was it. people who hates football or any other competetive sport would probably can't recognize the passion or the fighting spirits shown that day by the players. all they see is a bunch of rich dudes kicking a ball. it's more than that. and when you recognize and appreciate it, you'd feel great after wathing a match like that. it's like watching a movie. its better than those real life tv series like survivor. this is real life. just like gerak khas. NOT! quote of the match "the greatest comeback in history".

speaking of football. i played football this afternoon. its routine. coz i have to get outta the house and run around so i can shake off the boring feeling surrounding me all day. i'm not any good at it. i just like running around and kicking the ball around. and the dawn is beautiful today. the orange and the dark blue of the sky with the sun setting.... it was magical. sunset and sunrise can never be over rated.


and today i feel so low. i feel like everyone is ahead of me. i feel like i'm lagging behind. everyone is working. the fresh graduates getting a job. going to interviews and shit. people doing mega projects and ultra cool stuff. fuck. i wish i was working so i can have money to spend. i'd regret saying this one day but i want to work.

the feeling was temporary though. the self pity mode began to wear off since i have loads of stuff to do, most of them academics. holiday is due. feeling sorry won;t help. i better stop bitching about how suck everything is. no one like a bitching suicidal.


this week was allright. light sabers, underdogs, self pity and academics. i couldn;t have asked for more.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

gandhi, se7en, caligula, rain man, movies

these past few days i've been watching dvd's ....

waht for .. for enlightenment .. for wentertainment ...

i started by watching the exorcist ... its kinda kewl how the make up artist could transform this lil cute kid into a scary monster cursing and puking green barf all over the priests. Beside that she took a stab at herself with a cross. Good actress. period. quote of the movie "let jesus fuck me". Sick.

talk about acting . That lil kid in 6th sense also caught my attention. his acting skills is not parallel to his age. He's lying. I bet he's a 30 year old midget with some good plastic surgery. anyway. Quote of the movie " i see dead people". duh.

then there is gandhi. a little india dude trying to free his country. My kinda people. through non-violence act trying to provoke the government for a positive response. you have to know gandhi even if you hate history. My kinda people. anyway the quote of the movie " little half-naked fakir". or something like that.

se7en. This movie is so cool. I love brad pitt. I thought he was just another face. Unlike malaysian movies, a face is not just a face. A face in holly wood movies gives expression. A face that tells. A face in movies ( the bad ones) in malaysia is just a face. not even pretty or good looking sometimes. anyway. Beside he's good looking,also he's quite an actor. ocean 11 and ocean 12. murdered. And gwyneth paltrow also put up some good acting in the movie. shakespeare in love. murdered.Anyway. its about 7 deadly sins bla bla. some psychotic preacher trying to make a point by killing people according to the deadly sins. Go see this movie. you'll feel bad afterwards as a person. Quote of the movie "i came by this morning and tried to play husband" or something.

caligula. SUCKS. FUCK this movie. The guy who was acting in it acted in clockwork orange. Like clockwork... its orgish and kinky. and it sucks. ITs like a 3 star porn movie with violent scenes . quote of the movie " this movie suck". or maybe i'm not artistic. Fuck that.

rain man. SEen it once. fell in love with tom cruise. i could cry everytime he tried to hug his big bro played by dustin hoffman. i can cry. i did cry. no. i'm a dude. not a dudette. anyway. this is a strong movie. great character building. what else. its just great. quote of the movie "bet one for good two for bad.... i'd bet two for good". isk isk isk isk isk *crying my shit out*. this movie is murder.

so what's with all the star wars hype. how was it?. gsc batu pahat delayed the movie for a week for whatever reason still unknown to me. anyway. i think i want to watch it at jb with farah waheeda. if you're reading this, stay away from caligula. caligula caesar my 24-carat-brown-ass.

erm. enough with my amateur critics. i gotta go to class. unlike star wars , it can't wait.